Why would I want a signed copy? Perhaps someday this becomes a best seller and then you can say - I have a signed first edition of that book! Or more likely just because - why not! I promise I’ll also write something you will never forget (mostly because it’ll be on the first page so you will see it every time you open the book.) And let’s not forget the bonus CYA stuff! What will it be? A magnet? A sticker? How about a keychain? The possibilities are endless. (Full disclosure they are not in fact endless, but we do have quite a bit to choose from and we will throw you a couple things at least!) So enjoy, get the signed edition, and remember that part of these proceeds are going to help protect the real asses at Peaceful Valley Donkey Rescue.